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Just a little angel sculpture by Lydia Harris
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Popsicle Stick Jokes are a Lie
Good thing they bring the lulz though.
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Sleep? Bah!
I’m not going to be sleeping anytime soon, am I? This always happens when I drink too much. Pass out for four hours and then no more rest for wicked little me.
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Drunk dorks
- Tyson: can you plug my phone up?
- Me: no, it's having sex with my phone.
- Tyson: well it's gonna need to charge.
- Me: it's gonna have to wait til it finishes.
- Tyson: you're silly! Phones can't have sex!
- Me: you were ok with it just a minute ago!
- Tyson: that's because there's no arguing with you!
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I can remember seeing exactly this sight right after my first time. But it makes me a little sad because, unlike that day, today I lay here alone.
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Woman With Runny Nose Turns Out to Be Woman With Leaking Brain Fluid No. No. No. Oooooh no.
sounds like an onion headline. AHHHHHHHHH.
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Internet brides
What happens when a man is rich, old, and lonely and has access to the internet? They buy themselves a wife.
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Oil Splashes Can Burn and Then You Will Die Lonely
Sometimes the truth hurts. And disfigures.
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“Whoah! Somebody’s trying to KILL HIM!” — Grandma while watching her murder mystery soaps. -
Beatin the old man at industrial song pop :p
